So on Saturday night/Sunday morning, I was conversing with a friend. Anyway, we were having a farting contest online via Yahoo! Messenger. It was a laugh-riot! Anyway, his computer was being funny, so I recorded some farts for him. You now have the pleasure of sharing the joys of breaking wind. Be warned, though, they're weak. I wasn't gassy that night and just stressing too hard to create something good. If I were able to record now, you would all be amazed!!!
*On a side note, this guy at my work just got a call on his cell phone and got spooked and jumped when it went off! Oh yeah, I also tripped on my front porch on Saturday, more on that later...*