Sunday, June 23, 2002

Bum dog poop

Saturdays are great days! Today I spent my day with a friend from school on Ventura "whorin around" so to speak. I felt like a pimp sittin by them while they played geetar and kids going to parties at the laser tag place were timidly dropping off dollars their parents were giving them into my friend's geetar case. Fun. Then, there was this hobo walkin his shopping cart with stuff and dog attached and I was like, "Awww puppy!" and my friend pointed out the dog was crapping for me! Lo and behold it was! Right there! Right on the sidewalk in front of Starbucks, Jamba Juice, Moby Disk, Togos, Tops, Baja Fresh, and every other place in La Reina Plaza to see! It was great! Especially the Starbucks crowd scoffing the joyous event. The best part was when the bum cleaned it up. He took a napkin from his pocket and picked up the poop. And bums, I tell you, they have so little possessions, they keep EVERYTHING! He took the dog's crap and put it into a little bag among his bags. I bet hes gonna eat it later, you watch. He coulda just dumped it into the trash can five feet behind him but no, he has plans for that dog crap. Anyway, back to business. Some suit asked my friend to teach his son guitar and he needed someone to teach him photo, so I took a card for my friend, Alissa. She's been doin photo for a number of years and is gonna be in the photo school at Fart Center next year. So she came by to pick up the guy's card and I wasn't in my room and I didn't hear her. But she left this weirdo message on my machine.

Friday, June 21, 2002


I stayed home sick today. But I spent my time well. There's this joke goin around our work over the recent discovery of the discontinuation of hot cocoa cos people are stealing water. Some sorta chain reaction thing, go fig. Anyway it saves the company $1000 a year by not getting it anymore. So of course, my coworkers were very unhappy. So they tried comin up with this anti-no more hotcocoa campaign. Then, like all good things it evolved after boredom doodles at my other coworker's desk. Now, we have Cocoa, the penguin. He has other friends like Butter, the buff muscle building panda bear who is jealous of Cocoa and wants to upstage him cos he has muscles (hahaha!!!)

Friday, June 14, 2002

Laker Rant

Do The Lakers Really Need Another Parade?

If there's one thing I hate more than stupid people, it's stupid people who are into sports. It's bad enough they're dumb as it is, but because of that, they decide to devote their lives to things that they do understand, sports being one of them. So it is for this reason we have parades after certain teams, i.e. the Lakers, get a parade in their honor after winning a championships game or something.

Now I'm not too hip on sports, but I've heard from a friend that if the Lakers didn't win last night, they would have a few more chances to win the championship. So it's like we can have our Laker parade tomorrow, or we can have it three weeks from now. Their call. Isn't it kind of dumb, though, that no matter what they're bound to win? Where's the excitement in that?

So back to this parade.

From what I remembered two years ago, the Lakers won and got a parade. Unfortunately, I also remember the news "interrupting this program for a special report," that being the Laker parade. It was the same time those dumb ass flags came out and everyone was driving around with them on their cars.

I'm guessing more than likely, this will wind up happening tomorrow. What's even worse is, it took me 2 hours to get home from work yesterday because of all the dumb people that had to rush over to bars or the Staple Center to see the Lakers play. Because to them, Lakers are more important than life itself.

But let's get to the main point here. It's not just the Lakers, or sports. It's anyone famous. It's like people in our society are so interested in pop culture and famous people, they'll say to hell with everything else just so they can see what's going on with who. Pretty sad.

I don't think we need any more Laker parades, or stupid people condoning them for that matter. So, on that note I say we're pretty much destine for failure the day some moron decides Shaq should be president "cuz he da bomb, yo."

I don't like the Lakers, I don't like any sports

Ok, so the Lakers won last night and if they didn't then, they just would have later. I am not amused. Not because I don't like the Lakers, but just cos I don't like any sports. Period. Anyway, I was pretty angered by this, I went out and made a little rant about it.

Wednesday, June 5, 2002

"Y'all going to Hollywood?"

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WEBSITE!!! Can you believe it? It's been a year since I've done the site. Not to date. I don't remember what date I started it on, but I know it was back in June. Today, I spent my time finding out it will cost me $480 to fix my truck. Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you guys... My truck thought it would be a laugh-riot if it stalled while I was driving and didn't start back up. So I had it towed in today *thanks to T and her AAA!!!*

Now, that's the sucky part of the day. Time for the fun part. I spent my afternoon (From like 2-6) out in the desert with an old friend from school, Martina, and her boyfriend Frank. I gotta get killed via hammer in this horror film they've been working on for the past year or so. Here's their official trailer. Can you guess who I am? "Y'all going to Hollywood???"

And yesterday, more fun, more fun... I got a new computer. Hooray! So count on me doing more stuff more often... ok, I'll probably just be dl'n mp3s and junk. Let me enjoy my new pet. Till then kiddies!!!