Tuesday, December 5, 2006

boredom stolen from alissa

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!


How do you feel today?
what kinda fool do you think i am? (bill deal and the rhondels)

What's your outlook on life?
delivering the goods (judas priest)

What does your family think of you?
bloody mary (gwar)

What do your friends think of you?
touch and go (the cars)

What do strangers think of you?
lady boo (throw rag)

What do your exes think of you?
PUSSY PLANET (GWAR) LOL DAMMIT!!!

How has your love life been so far?
happy death day (gwar) happy now. death day past.

How will your love life be in the future?
trouble (throw rag) im hoping trouble in the sense of bad fun...

Will you get married?
living after midnight (judas priest) FUCK YEA!!!! married after midnight maybe. thatd be kinda cool.

Will you have kids?
think you oughta know this (GWAR) lol yea think you oughta know i aint havin kids

Are you good in school?
twist (goldfrapp)

Will you be succesful in life?
bottle of wine (the fireballs)

What song should they play on your birthday?
lovin' touchin squeezin (journey) fuck yea im gonna sing this on my birfday

What song should they play at your funeral?
the horror of yig (gwar) the horror. the horror. yea kurtz's dying words shall also remain my own...

The Soundtrack of Your Life:
Now:I tonight she comes (the cars)
Later: crush, kill, destroy (gwar)

You and your best friend are:
bad bad men (gwar) pft. whatever.

Happy times:
beast in me (throw rag)

Sad times:
bone snapper (gwar)

Every day:
sex cow (gwar) woah. SEX COWWWW AAAAAHHHHWWWOOOOOHHH

For tomorrow:
meat sandwich (gwar)




Also stolen from the same post...





IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question press the next button.
Ready? GO!

1.Opening Credits: have you seen me (gwar) heh. heheheh.
2.Waking Up: shake it up (the cars)
3.Falling In Love: these dreams (heart)
4.Fight Scene: my girly ways (gwar)
5.Breakig Up: the apes of wrath (gwar)
6.Making up:surf of syn (gwar)
7.Life's Okay: je m'appelle jacques cousteau (gwar) what...the...fuck????
8.Mental Breakdown:Gonna Kill You (Gwar) makes sense...
9.Driving: any way you want it (journey)
10.Flashbacks: ram it down (judas priest)
11.Happy Dance: SEXECUTIONER (GWAR) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA SEXCELLENT!!!!
12.Partying: world o filth (gwar)
13.Regretting: if looks could kill ( heart)
14.Final Battle: knife in yer guts (gwar) how appropriate...
15.Death Scene: just what i needed (the cars) jesus.
16. Ending Credits- wheel in the sky (journey) ahahahahahahah.

my movie's gonna be like some sorta gawd awful cheezeball metal epic saga.

my shuffle likes to pick out gwar over all the other crap i got on. don't get me wrong, gwar is the all-holy shit, but some variety woulda been nice...

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