Saturday, May 16, 2009
If Dio were a 50 year old woman...
He would be the lady across the street. Apparently, there's this lady across the street who looks like a female version of Ronnie James Dio. She's about the same size, build, and has the same hair and everything. It's crazy. So what's crazier, is she's one of those eccentric old people who no one knows anything about to my knowledge and that does weird things, ie, she just took a big grocery bag full of bird seed and sprinkled it in the street where the curb is in front of the vacant lot next to where her apartment is. Take in mind she was doing this at 7:30 in the evening. It's not dark yet, but it's definitely not bird feeding hours. Weird. OK, I'm gonna go water my lawn and maybe I'll see Ronette Jane Dio doing more weird stuff. Oh, she dresses like David Saint Hubbins from Spinal Tap too if it helps. You know, loose princely looking floral print shirts with fitted knit pants. Yeah. This woman is awesome.
Posted by DasBoogs at 10:33 PM