1. Crazy Cat Lady #3 - I see her regularly on my jogs around the lake. She usually has on the same outfit which consists of carnation pink shorts with an elastic waistband, a matching carnation pink and baby pink or dirty white striped t-shirt tucked tactfully into said shorts, and black snow boots. Yeah, I don't get it either. She has a cat with her... at the lake... on a leash and harness. Did I mention the harness is black leather with spikes?
2. That Guy - There is this old man downstairs. There is also this creepy guy who is with him a lot. I draw all kinds of conclusions as to what could possibly be going on. Assisted living? Loser son who looks to be in his 40s or 50s that can't get a job and has to live with dad? Some sort of gay boy toy? (Strangely the last theory seems to make the most sense.) Old man looks like your typical old dude. That's fine. He's a little odd, but that could just come with age. It's That Guy that is the weird one that I get a bad vibe from. He looks like Gerard Depardieu if he had silver grey hair. He also has this kind of oaf/giant manner to him. He is often walking up around our driveway and going back inside. He's not a smoker. He's not buying drugs. He just goes outside. If he needs air, they have a patio he can go out on. It's just strange. He always wears the same royal blue t-shirt too. Weird.
3. Crazy Duck People - Back to the lake. There's always some crazy people feeding the ducks at 7 in the morning. I guess that's what you do when you're retired and your kids don't talk to you or something, I dunno.