George Bush senior will die from pneumonia brought on by bronchitis.
Commercial fishing will see a decrease in fish bagged (particularly the tuna industry).
A series of tornadoes will hit the south (particularly Alabama and Tennessee) causing cities to be without power for up to a week.
There will be a direct correlation between the less ammo available for sale and the higher the gas prices will be.
Justin Bieber will be involved in a sex tape scandal. Local DJs will talk about it on morning shows and refer to it as the "Baby, Baby, Baby, O-Face Baby" tape.
Red Nose Half Marathon
Columbus RoadRunners 5k
Super Bowl 10K
Publix Marathon (half) Atlanta
Camp over the summer
Lose 10 lbs and keep it off
Take general ed classes
Try to get into CSU
Learn something new
Actually give up something for the duration of Lent and stick to it